• bae: come over no ones home
  • me: what games do u have


sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via starksfell)


why isolate the variable when you can isolate yourself from the world

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"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

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  • bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from